Why is today crazy?
Crushing hard right now
Drop the fucking album already, Azealia. Bitches are thirsty
A thought just crossed my mind that perhaps I should’ve considered eating some lunch before drinking 750 mL bottle of sour ale
I love a Mexican. A Mexican’t isn’t on the top of my list though.
Word in the street is that @jollypumpkin will no longer be distributed in NJ due to a dispute between distributors. In the meantime, I’ll be drinking and stocking up on what has become one of my favorite breweries. #jollypumpkin #LaRoja #sour #craftbeer
Chances are that I’m going to have an abortion at my shotgun wedding when I get gay married.
As with all things in life, cat ownership comes with certain risks we must learn to accept. Example One: back claws.