Somebody is hunting our hunk of Welsh cheddar while @theretorter and I drink French wine and watch Wall-E #disney #internationalfaggotry #mycatlikescheese #Frenchwine

At some vineyard on a feature assignment sporting yesterday’s hair

He gets all the girls

Possessed by the #jollypumpkin #luciernaga #thefirefly #2010 #craftbeer

My driver is a total keeper

Umm. Not helping my hangover.

Do you SEE THIS? I don’t fucking care.

Am I better than this prom? the answer is yes

Eagles Pride, you jerks.

I totally wore the same shirt yesterday.#zerofucks #laundrysucks #robinlaidanegg