#sanctification #russianriverbrewing #russianriver #craftbeer #sour #sourblonde

Living up to my name. #lightpocket #selfportrait

The leftovers are finished. Now I’m serving legs, cat, and green paper plate.

I swear this is some sort of photographic math equation

Drop the fucking album already, Azealia. Bitches are thirsty

A thought just crossed my mind that perhaps I should’ve considered eating some lunch before drinking 750 mL bottle of sour ale

I love a Mexican. A Mexican’t isn’t on the top of my list though.

Word in the street is that @jollypumpkin will no longer be distributed in NJ due to a dispute between distributors. In the meantime, I’ll be drinking and stocking up on what has become one of my favorite breweries. #jollypumpkin #LaRoja #sour #craftbeer

The ownership of our cat beds is sometimes bordering on the absurd.

I haven’t stopped listening to Random Access Memories for about a week.

Chances are that I’m going to have an abortion at my shotgun wedding when I get gay married.

As with all things in life, cat ownership comes with certain risks we must learn to accept. Example One: back claws.

Highly potent Sativa. It’s a medical necessity at this point in my life. How else is one expected to get centered?